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Topic: Astronaut and spaceflight-themed jokes
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Wehaveliftoff
Member Posts: 2343
From:
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 06-20-2016 08:53 PM
  
In light of the many passings this past year, and to look for new discussions to keep it lighthearted, if it hasn't already been done before, why not start a new thread of astronaut and space jokes? - What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon. - What's heavier? A Galaxy, Mars, Earth or Sun?
The Earth, because Galaxy and Mars are chocolate bars and the Sun is a newspaper. - What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
Find space for a book. - what do you call a tick on the moon?
A Luna-tick. - why didn't the astronaut like the restaurant on the moon?
Because it had no atmosphere. - How do you know the moon is going broke?
When it is down to its last quarter. - Why did the astronaut retire?
He was too spaced-out. - How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When the moon is full. - What time do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
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randy
Member Posts: 2176
From: West Jordan, Utah USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 06-20-2016 09:38 PM
Do you know why we won't ever see a full moon again? The astronauts brought back lots of moon rocks. |
ea757grrl
Member Posts: 729
From: South Carolina
Registered: Jul 2006
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posted 06-20-2016 10:10 PM
One of the first American satellites had a payload of cattle. It was the first herd shot 'round the world. |
moorouge
Member Posts: 2454
From: U.K.
Registered: Jul 2009
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posted 06-20-2016 10:32 PM
If rocket jokes count -Why can't the gent doff his cap? Because he's 'atlas. What can you get in Bangkok? A Thai tan. How do you know how many chairs are occupied? Because someone is sat ern five of them. |
drifting to the right
Member Posts: 114
From: SW La.
Registered: Aug 2006
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posted 06-22-2016 11:22 AM
Plans are in the works for a manned solar mission: traveling only at night, and with a landing site on the cooler far side. |
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