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T O P I C R E V I E WWehaveliftoffIn light of the many passings this past year, and to look for new discussions to keep it lighthearted, if it hasn't already been done before, why not start a new thread of astronaut and space jokes? What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.What's heavier? A Galaxy, Mars, Earth or Sun?The Earth, because Galaxy and Mars are chocolate bars and the Sun is a newspaper.What did the librarian say to the astronaut?Find space for a book.what do you call a tick on the moon?A Luna-tick.why didn't the astronaut like the restaurant on the moon?Because it had no atmosphere.How do you know the moon is going broke?When it is down to its last quarter.Why did the astronaut retire?He was too spaced-out.How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When the moon is full.What time do astronauts eat? At launch time.randyDo you know why we won't ever see a full moon again? The astronauts brought back lots of moon rocks.ea757grrlOne of the first American satellites had a payload of cattle. It was the first herd shot 'round the world.moorougeIf rocket jokes count -Why can't the gent doff his cap? Because he's 'atlas.What can you get in Bangkok? A Thai tan.How do you know how many chairs are occupied? Because someone is sat ern five of them.drifting to the rightPlans are in the works for a manned solar mission: traveling only at night, and with a landing site on the cooler far side.
The cow that jumped over the moon.
The Earth, because Galaxy and Mars are chocolate bars and the Sun is a newspaper.
Find space for a book.
A Luna-tick.
Because it had no atmosphere.
When it is down to its last quarter.
He was too spaced-out.
When the moon is full.
At launch time.
Why can't the gent doff his cap? Because he's 'atlas.
What can you get in Bangkok? A Thai tan.
How do you know how many chairs are occupied? Because someone is sat ern five of them.
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