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Duke Of URL
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posted 05-09-2006 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, thanks for all your kind wishes while I was hors du combat.

I have to tell you that the hospital isn't my favorite place. Talk about regimentation! Plus I was roped down with enough tubes that I looked like Gulliver in Lilliput. I wasn't able to stage an escape.

It wasn't so bad, except for being at the mercy of the nurses. They took special delight in visiting the tortures of the damned on me and then snickering - nastily - every time I said "ouch". The fiends.

The doctors were mostly OK, but one flipped his wig when he found out I was going to ride my motorcycle home. The man wouldn't listen to reason! I tried every which way to explain I was in no condition to walk, but he called me a part of the anatomy that's usually the province of proctology. And I only rode it around to the place I was visiting. Someone rode it back to the 'Cuse for me.

In any case, thanks a million times for each of your messages. You people are great, and I'm extremely fond of you all. In a manly, decent way of course.

PS: I hope the DP's birthday went well, too!

MarylandSpace
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posted 05-09-2006 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MarylandSpace   Click Here to Email MarylandSpace     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At the pre-dinner reception before the AHOF Gala Dinner this past Friday evening, I heard the word "Duke" mentioned in a nearby conversation. Honing in, the participants were talking about our "Duke" (d.o.u.) and not Charlie Duke.

Glad to have you back.

Garry

David Stephenson
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posted 05-09-2006 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for David Stephenson   Click Here to Email David Stephenson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its great to have you back again,
All the best,
David.

Scott
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posted 05-09-2006 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scott   Click Here to Email Scott     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome back Duke!

KSCartist
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posted 05-09-2006 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KSCartist   Click Here to Email KSCartist     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Duke-

Glad to see you've escaped. If any medical professionals come looking for you, I've never seen you.

Seriously Dude, you were missed. Stay well and keep your wit sharp as ever.

Tim

zee_aladdin
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posted 05-09-2006 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zee_aladdin   Click Here to Email zee_aladdin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Duke:

I didn't think it took that long to stay in a Hospital for Brain Surgery .... just kidding.

Glad to Have you back. Make sure you take your meds and keep your stress level down (if you can!).

- Zee

ejectr
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posted 05-09-2006 07:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ejectr   Click Here to Email ejectr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
DUKE:

Great to see you're back again and on the mend.

Welcome home!

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-09-2006 08:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had a couple of scary moments. The worst was when I woke up and saw two of my ex-wives standing over the bed. The looked at me, looked at each other, and burst out laughing. Oh, yeah, they got it on pretty good with the nurses, too. You have no idea how many times one of them said, "We've heard all about you!"

Women...deadlier than the male.

dss65
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posted 05-09-2006 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dss65   Click Here to Email dss65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, geez, here we go again. Thank heavens.

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Don

KC Stoever
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posted 05-10-2006 03:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KC Stoever   Click Here to Email KC Stoever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry not to have posted earlier, Duke, but had my laptop implode. Really. Motherboard was replaced, as it's still under the Dell warranty but it let out a little whiff of smoke this morning, so who knows what'll happen next.

News of your recovery was greeted with gladness throughout Denver, just so you know.

And, OT, that brussels sprouts recipe. You need to salt and pepper them to a farethewell, and then add the olive oil to soak for a good long while. You can see their texture change slightly. Only then are they ready for the oven.

I wonder if it would help to blanch them ever so slightly beforehand. Your thoughts, please.

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-10-2006 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My thoughts? Yum Diddy!! I'm trying it your way. And wait till I post a recipie for tuna and black olives over angel hair spaghetti.

Thanks for your kind words and concern. I feel fortunate to "know" people like everyone at CollectSpace.

How was the DP's birthday party?

KC Stoever
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posted 05-10-2006 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KC Stoever   Click Here to Email KC Stoever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The DP's birthday was quiet, according to DP's wife, who made him his favorite meal, cheeseburgers, on May 1st.

The night after the gala, Saturday, most of the astronauts gathered at a Cocoa Beach restaurant (Bernardo's?), just family, for dinner. Those gathered sang happy birthday to the DP and another May birthday celebrator (I forget who). Cake. Candles. It was nice.

mikepf
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posted 05-10-2006 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mikepf   Click Here to Email mikepf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Duke, I'm glad to see you back with us. And I'm sure the Nursing Association is happy as well. Take it easy and get well.

KC, you've given me yet another reason to admire the DP. Cheeseburgers...Ummmmmmmmmmm. Brussels sprouts eh? Some kind of vegetable?
Best Regards,
Mikie

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-10-2006 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KC Stoever:

The night after the gala, Saturday, most of the astronauts gathered at a Cocoa Beach restaurant (Bernardo's?),

And I hope a certain Mercury Astronaut didn't try to lord it over others because of his Healing Powers.

KC Stoever
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posted 05-10-2006 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KC Stoever   Click Here to Email KC Stoever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, um, he did make an announcement to that effect--about the healing of the Duke. Astronaut thaumaturgy (sp?) and all. But it was noisy and the martinis were excellent. The thing is, you're better, right?

scout706
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posted 05-10-2006 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scout706   Click Here to Email scout706     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Duke Of URL:
My thoughts? Yum Diddy!! I'm trying it your way. And wait till I post a recipie for tuna and black olives over angel hair spaghetti.

Tuna fish and black olives over pasta?
That explains the multitude of ex-wives AND the hospital stay!

Glad you are better, it was mighty quiet around here!

Tom

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-10-2006 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scout706:
Tuna fish and black olives over pasta?
That explains the multitude of ex-wives AND the hospital stay! Tom

Nah...it was the brussel sprouts.

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-10-2006 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KC Stoever:
But it was noisy and the martinis were excellent.

Sounds like a time. Who all was there (if it's not private)??

SCE to AUX
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posted 05-12-2006 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SCE to AUX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy to hear of your recovery! Must be nice to be outta there and back home in time to watch the Sabres win the Stanley Cup!

ejectr
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posted 05-12-2006 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ejectr   Click Here to Email ejectr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sabres..?? Stanley Cup??

Oh...hockey. They're doing that again these days?

star61
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posted 05-13-2006 05:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for star61   Click Here to Email star61     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Strange how they never understand the healing powers of motorcycles!! Keep twisting and leaning and all will be fine.
Welcome back.....

Phil

KC Stoever
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posted 05-13-2006 11:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KC Stoever   Click Here to Email KC Stoever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Duke Of URL:
Sounds like a time. Who all was there (if it's not private)??

I'm afraid my utility in identifying latter-day astronauts is quite limited. Most of astronauts I knew in the 1960s were neighborhood dads, whom I called Mr. so and so, then in their 30s and 40s. So much has changed, including the Mrs. so and sos. Unrecognizable at least to me.

I was saddened to realize that my last AHOF gala (a much smaller affair) was attended by all surviving six Mercury guys, including Deke, who succumbed it seemed quite rapidly to a brain tumor just a year afterward.

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-13-2006 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are you saying that the Astronauts were so-and-sos??? Who do you think you are....Walt Cunningham???

[This message has been edited by Duke Of URL (edited May 13, 2006).]

KC Stoever
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posted 05-13-2006 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KC Stoever   Click Here to Email KC Stoever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I settled on that language after pondering (and rejecting) the alternative: they resembled nothing so much as a convivial group of old Masons. . . .

Duke Of URL
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posted 05-13-2006 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke Of URL   Click Here to Email Duke Of URL     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You mean jar heads?

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