posted 02-24-2009 05:34 PM               

That's One Small Kneeprint For Man
Retail | Toronto, Canada
(I was in a record store and I overheard this conversation.)

Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for a gift for my dad. He likes jazz - who do you recommend?"

Clerk: "Well, Louis Armstrong is pretty popular."

Customer: "Louis Armstrong? Isn't he the astronaut? He's like the first guy to walk on the moon."

Clerk: "No, no, you're thinking Neil."

Customer: "Fine, whatever, the first guy to kneel on the moon."