"How much and how soon?""How soon is now. How much is, where?"
"Somewhere in Siberia."
"Oh, Siberia restricted! Take permits many; money more."
"There aren't gonna be any darn permits! How can you get a permit to do a dared illegal thing? Look, price you name, money I got."
"Place *you* name, money *I* name, otherwise bargain, no."
"Alright, darn it! It's Tunguska! The name of the place we're going is the Tunguska epicenter!"
"Tunguska?"
"Yes, Tunguska! How can you be deaf with ears like that?"
"Tunguska allowed is not! Is crater forbidden!"